Saturday 23 May 2015

The Tongue Depressor – Practical Tips / Living Tips



One of the senior physician (let us call him Dr. Med) and ENT (Oto-Rhino-Laryngologist) surgeon (let us call him Dr. En) were having a friendly discussion in a short coffee break from the busy OPD in a multi-specialty clinic.

The discussion slowly turned to respiratory tract infections (RTI), such as cough and cold, and its treatment. Earlier doctors used to use plastic or metal tongue depressor to check the throat of the patients coming with RTI. There was problem of hygiene and risk of cross-transfer of infection from one patient to another with these reusable tongue depressors.
To obviate the necessity to wash and disinfect the tongue depressors in between patients, doctors have widely shifted to using use and throw disposable wooden tongue depressors but with an increase in the recurring cost.

Dr. Med used to charge very nominal consultation fees from patients. He remarked to Dr. En that; while he charges just Rs. 40/- per consultation per patient, he has spending Rs. 5/- on the disposable wooden tongue depressor he uses to check the patient’s throat coming with complaints of sore throat or fever.

Dr. En removed a wooden tongue depressor from his bag and showed to Dr. Med. “Sir, are you using tongue depressor like this to check the patients?” he enquired.

Dr. Med closely examined the tongue depressor and remarked, “Yes, this is exactly like the ones which I am using. What is the cost of this depressor?” he enquired.

Dr. En remarked, “I buy 20 pieces for Rs. 5/-.”

“What!” Dr. Med was amazed. “Which medical supplier do you buy them?” he enquired.

Dr. En replied, “You buy them as wooden tongue depressor from medical suppliers and pay Rs. 5/- for each. I buy them from the local old city Ice Candy manufactures as ice-candy sticks and pay just 25 paise (Rs. 0.25) each.”

In life, cost of a thing is determined not just by its intrinsic value but also by its labels. The labels maybe of a famous brand, a popular shop, a renowned manufacturer or just naming the same object by grandiose terms or jargon. Be vigilant and shop smart. Avoid overpaying only for fancy terms or description.


— NKD

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DISCLAIMER: This article is intended only for fun purpose. The author does not promote or recommend any behavior illustrated here or claim it to be useful. Use of the information herein is at you one's own risk. Before trying to emulate or follow anything the reader is well advised to take into account ethical, moral, legal and other considerations. The author recommends that Medical Practice should be of the highest ethical and moral level keeping in mind the interest of the patient as foremost. 

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Thursday 21 May 2015

The Salary – Medical Humour



 
      A Doctor employed with the government asked his fiancée “After our marriage, can you live on my salary? ”
     
     His fiancée replied, “ Of course I can. But on whose salary you and our children will live on? ”


— NKD

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Saturday 16 May 2015

The Mysterious Discussion: Sweet Medicine – Bitter Coating



A patient was to undergo operation the next day and the chances of his survival were bleak. While the intern attending him went to write the patient's notes, his relative said to him; “ Doctor, can you please come to one side? I have something important to talk with you.”

                The intern thought, perhaps the relative wanted to know the probable outcome of the operation and did not want to discuss it in front of the patient. With a solemn face he went with him to one corner of the ward.

                The relative said; “Doctor, I just want to tell you, your trousers’ zip (fly) is open.”

                Pay attention to your appearance. The people you are dealing with do notice small details and form an impression of you. If you are sloppy in your appearance, people are going to get impression that you are sloppy in your work also. Be smart and dress smart.

— NKD

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Thursday 7 May 2015

Mental Instability – Medical Humour



Doctor:      “Is their history of mental instability in your family?”

Patient:      “Yes. My brother, who left engineering college to
                   become a doctor.”
— NKD


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