Showing posts with label Dr. Jolting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dr. Jolting. Show all posts

Sunday, 2 April 2023

The 98 % Doctor

 

Dr. Jolting (fictional name) was taking the ward round with the junior resident doctors. In addition to inspecting and checking the patient’s latest status, Dr. Jolting was also reviewing the status of work completed by the junior resident looking after the patients in that ward which were instructed in the last round. They reached the patient on the last bed in the ward. Until that time the ward round was proceeding satisfactorily as the junior resident doctor had completed all the work allotted to him in the previous round.

At the last bed, Dr. Jolting got angry when he found that the resident doctor had not completed one work that was instructed to him in the last ward round. The junior resident looked hurt. He countered, ‘Sir, I have done almost all the work instructed in the last round. I have missed only this one work, I deserve praise for all the work done and not reprimand for  not doing just one small task.’

 Dr. Jolting asked, ‘Do you know what is DNA?’

 The resident looked surprised at this apparently out-of-context question but answered, ‘Of course, sir, DNA is the molecule that carries the genetic information for the development, functioning, and growth of all organisms. It is responsible for carrying and transmitting the hereditary characteristics or the genetic instructions from parents to offspring.’

‘Quite right,’ agreed Dr. Jolting, ‘And, do you know what Chimpanzees are?’

The resident looked confused at another out-of-context question but answered, ‘Yes sir, they are a type of great ape or monkeys quite similar to humans.’

  Dr. Jolting elucidated, ‘Yes, but do you know that the Chimpanzees have 98.8% DNA similar to human beings? There is a difference of only 1.2%. A tiny difference of 1 to 2% in DNA can make us chimpanzees and not humans.’

  ‘Similarly, our patients, the public, the media, the judiciary, and the world expect us to do 100% of our work with 100% efficiency. So learn to complete 100% of your work with perfection or leave the medical profession.’

— ND

(Based on allegedly true incident.)

Link to American Museum of Natural History Website https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/permanent/human-origins/understanding-our-past/dna-comparing-humans-and-chimps

 Link to Wikipedia pages on DNA:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introduction_to_genetics 

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Saturday, 17 December 2022

The Engrossed Resident Doctor

For Non-Medicos & Doctors outside India: The doctors in India after completing their basic qualification of MBBS has to appear in the Pre-PG entrance exam to get admission in various post-graduate course for higher medical education. They are allotted the different specialty branches and colleges depending on their score in this exam. Due to the shortage of PG courses seats as compared to the number of MBBS seats there is a tough competition with some doctors forced to appear for two to three years before getting their preferred PG specialty course in a good medical college, with AIIMS, New Delhi the choice of most toppers.

Dr. Jolting (fictional name) was walking down the hospital’s corridor. He spotted one of his junior resident doctors talking to a female resident doctor from another department at the end of the corridor. That junior resident had joined the surgery department on his third attempt at Pre-PG entrance exams. Dr. Jolting expected the junior resident to greet him on seeing him. The junior resident was so engrossed in talking with his female colleague that he did not notice Dr. Jolting even when he was just a few inches from him. Dr. Jolting kept on walking and walked past the resident doctor without disturbing him in his tête-à-tête.

The next day, when he met the junior resident in the ward, Dr. Jolting recounted what had occurred yesterday and jokingly remarked, “If you had studied for the Pre-PG entrance exam with even half the concentration with which you talk to females, you would have easily got admission to AIIMS, New Delhi in the first attempt.”

At your workplace, be aware of who is nearby, even when engaged in otherwise pleasant social activities. Your boss or senior colleagues may take offense if you do not greet or acknowledge them when they are in your vicinity. 

Be observant is not just necessary for juniors but also for seniors. To know more read https://agnipathdoctors.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-nonchalant-observant-walk.html

— ND

(Based on allegedly true incident.)

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Sunday, 3 May 2020

The Metropolitan Patient



One of Dr. Jolting’s (Fictional Name) old patient phoned him as he wanted to show his younger brother’s son for some stomach problem. The young lad was born and bought up in Bengaluru (Bangalore) and had come to visit him after a long time. Dr. Jolting asked his friend to bring the young man to the hospital where he was working.

Dr. Jolting hospital was situated in a lush green area with lots of open space and open windows. This had a near-zero pollution environment but also left it open for entry of dust and other things to the wards and OPDs.

When the young man came to the hospital, he looked around with curiosity as he had never been to such a down to earth hospital setup previously. His visits had been to only shiny city corporate hospitals in the past.

Dr. Jolting asked the young man to lie down on the examination couch and Dr. Jolting started examining his stomach. 

Suddenly, pointing at the roof, the lad cried out with fear, ‘Lizard!’ 
 
Dr. Jolting looked and indeed a wall lizard was crawling near the roof and appeared to be looking curiously at Dr. Jolting and the young man.

Used to the sight of the lizards moving around in the warm tropical open spaces, Dr. Jolting was unfazed. But at the sight of the young man trembling with fear, Dr. Jolting with calm and reassuring voice replied, 

‘Don’t be afraid. It is a pet.’

We take many things for granted as we are so used to it. It takes some stranger to jolt us out. In a similar way, we may be shocked by things different from what we are used to. Learn to look at things from others' point of view also.
And remember, like Dr. Jolting, be ready with a quick explanation when someone points out something which appears strange to him, but normal for you.

 (Based on an allegedly true incident)
— ND
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DISCLAIMER: This article is intended only for fun purposes. The author does not promote or recommend any behavior illustrated here or claim it to be useful. Use the information herein is at your one's own risk. Before trying to emulate or follow anything the reader is well advised to take into account ethical, moral, legal, and other considerations. The author recommends that Medical Education should be of the highest ethical and moral level keeping in mind the interest of the patient as foremost and according to MCI and other Board’s norms